just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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