oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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