we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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