just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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