I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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