ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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