Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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