Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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