I'm drive I can fine osifer
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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