At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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