Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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