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I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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