I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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