Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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