just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.