Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?

(1-302): View more from Delaware

That's okay, it's all protein anyway.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar

(651): View more from Minnesota

If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...

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(407): View more from Florida

Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.

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(540): View more from Virginia

hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.

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(443): View more from Maryland

yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.

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