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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat

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• (818): View more from California

  Its about making memories worth repressing

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (914): View more from New York

  she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"

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• (707): View more from California

  Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.

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• (347): View more from New York

  GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Do I really need this much space in my mouth?

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  Are you already high?

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED

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