she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.