That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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