Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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