Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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