i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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