I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize