I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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