question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.