just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
20+ Kids Who Probably Didn’t Mean To Draw Hardcore Porn
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip