I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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