gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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