i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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