i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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