Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
sex in a hospital.. check
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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