JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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