Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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