so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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