Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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