So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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