No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
