When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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