It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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