There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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