I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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