If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You should frame my arrest warrant.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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