so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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