he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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