Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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