but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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