Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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