He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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