Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
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I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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