evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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