The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I have aggressive nipples.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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