The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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