can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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