these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He kissed a someone with a penis
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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