Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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