yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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