Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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