some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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